correct me if I’m wrong but don’t you only have one virginity???
When you see someone outside of school but they are alone and youre with your friends
Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?
does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.
me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money
"can i ask you something?"
"you just did"
Four years after the war, Ginny and Harry were finally getting married. In a frenzy, Molly began barking out orders to everyone. Without thinking, she turned to George and said “Fred go find your sister and make sure she gets dressed!” Realizing her mistake, she fell into the nearest chair and began to sob. George hugged his mother tight, and his only words were, “Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother?” in a soft voice.
when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it
hey if you’re against lgbt rights you’re a bad person. there’s no ifs ands or buts, you’re an actual shitty person and hiding behind your religious beliefs doesn’t change that.
*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*